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Ultimate wedding guest unlocked. If you (like me) have always dreamed of Ribby the Redband Trout attending your future wedding, you’re in luck. As of this month, the Spokane Indians mascot is now an ordained minister and can be booked to officiate weddings in the Spokane area. Since Ribby can’t talk, I can only assume he’ll give a little shake and boop his nose on the marriage certificate to make everything official… Or his “handler” will translate. Yeah, most likely that. You can request Ribby’s wedding services online at milb.com/spokane/team/mascots. (MADISON PEARSON)
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