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Promotional photo courtesy of Spokane Comedy Club
Comedian David Koechner
In small town Pennsylvania, a balding, paunchy, grown man walks into a paper company, sneaks up behind the manager, yanks the manager’s jacket over his head, puts him in a headlock and hollers, “Guess who has two thumbs and likes to bone your mom? THIS GUY!”
In San Diego, an overconfident, immature sportscaster in an outsized cowboy hat reaches across a coworker’s desk, grabs her chest, smirks and says, “Sorry about that—whammy!” then proceeds to ask her out for chicken
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