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In a development that has surprised absolutely no one, the Oregon Coast has been voted the best place for sunbathing in 2025. The announcement was made by the Totally Legit Travel Awards committee, who, after an extensive survey of places with cold wind, relentless rain, and the occasional 42 seconds of sun, declared the Oregon Coast the ultimate tanning destination.
“It’s really no contest,” said committee spokesperson Sunny McCloud. “If you enjoy the thrill of hypothermia, the feeling of sandblasting on your bare skin, and the delicate embrace of drizzle while trying to tan, there’s simply no better place on Earth.”
A Paradise for Extreme Sunbathers
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