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Shoppers at a local grocery store were forced to endure a multi-act opera of chaos Sunday afternoon as a small, shoeless little brat unleashed an earth-shaking tantrum in the produce section.
Meanwhile, her mother—clearly a seasoned veteran of public meltdowns—remained entirely unbothered, casually bagging her apples with the grace and composure of a woman who had long since accepted her fate. Witnesses report that she showed no visible signs of distress, concern, or even mild acknowledgment that her child was currently attempting to crack the store’s structural foundation with sheer volume alone.
“That kid hit a pitch I’m pretty sure violated the Geneva Convention,” said one horrified
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