The best part about Thanksgiving is the cornucopia that will undoubtedly take center stage on the dining room table. This symbol of abundant harvest harkens back to Pilgrim* times when to express gratitude, one was forced to fill an odd-shaped basket with fruits, vegetables, nuts, and flowers. That’s right, times are hard, but we’re cool with that. After all, check out the size of the cauliflower in this thing; we have it pretty good despite freezing to death.
*Secretly, QAnon and the Masons go to great lengths this very day to hide the fact the percentage chance the Pilgrims placed horn-shaped anything on their dining tables is
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