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SALEM, OR — After years of speculation, confusion, and outright apathy, state officials have finally confirmed what many Oregonians have long suspected: Salem has a Capitol building, and that’s pretty much it.
The announcement came during a press conference held in the grand marble halls of the Oregon State Capitol, which, while impressive, was notably lacking in visitors who weren’t either lost or there against their will for a school field trip. Governor Tina Kotek, flanked by a team of equally disinterested aides, stood before a podium and addressed the obvious.
“After extensive research, internal discussions, and deep soul-searching, we have reached the undeniable conclusion that while
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