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It’s just common sense,” says homeowner who paid $6.2 million to avoid eye contact.
LAKE OSWEGO, OR — Wealthy residents of Lake Oswego, Oregon erupted in reserved, polite applause this week as a bold new sign was installed at the city’s beloved private(ish) body of water, reading simply: “NO POORS ALLOWED.”
The sign, now affixed to a wrought-iron gate overlooking the lake in Lake Oswego, has been hailed by locals as “a tasteful but firm reminder” that the lake is only to be enjoyed by those who have at least one vintage Porsche, two Labradoodles, and zero student debt.
Further down the shoreline, a second sign
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