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Voted Best Place for Sunbathing, Oregon Coast Proudly Embraces its 1 Day of Summer

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Share This ArticleIn a development that has surprised absolutely no one, the Oregon Coast has been voted the best place for...

Cat’s Patience Wearing Thin as Litter Box Remains Uncleaned

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Share This ArticleSPRINGFIELD, OR — Local feline resident and self-proclaimed ruler of the household, Mr. Whiskers, is reportedly reaching his breaking...

Greater Idaho Plans Halted: “We Won’t Let The Devil’s Lettuce Corrupt Our Righteous State”

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Share This ArticleIn a shocking yet somehow predictable turn of events, Idaho has officially pulled out of the Greater Idaho Movement,...

Forgotten Laundry Basket Scheduled for Relocation Delayed Due to Lack of Motivation

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Share This ArticleIn a shocking turn of events, a forgotten laundry basket brimming with clean clothes has yet again failed to...

Portland’s 2025 Naked Bike Ride Cancelled After City Runs Out of Eye Bleach

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Share This ArticleIn a shocking turn of events, Portland officials announced that this year’s highly anticipated Naked Bike Ride has been...

Local Man Pauses Movie for 15th Time as Wife Continues to Narrate Plot Twist He Hasn’t Seen Yet

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Share This ArticleMORRISON, OR – Local man Jared Thompson, 34, was forced to hit the pause button for the fifteenth time...

New Study Finds 97% of Hot Springs Nudists Have the Exact Body Type No One Wants to See Naked

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Share This ArticleA groundbreaking new study from the Oregon Institute of Unwanted Visuals has confirmed what most hot springs visitors already suspected: a shocking...

Cougars on High Alert as Yet Another Human Wanders Into the Woods Without Common Sense

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Share This ArticleCougars across Oregon are once again sounding the alarm as yet another human has wandered deep into the wilderness,...

Oregon Criminals Now Sentenced to ‘Naughty Time’ – No Recess Until They Learn Their Lesson

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Share This ArticleOregon has once again led the way in groundbreaking criminal justice reform by introducing its newest and toughest sentencing...

The Top Pizzas in Portland — America’s Top Pizza City

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Portland may not spring to mind as a quintessential pizza town in the same way as New York or Detroit. But perhaps it is...

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