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REPORT: Oregonians See First Snowflake, Immediately Forget How to Drive, Walk, and Function

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Share This ArticleOREGON – In a shocking turn of events that happens literally every single year, Oregonians have once again been caught completely off...

Hat Yai’s Alan Akwai Talks Takeout Chicken and Martinis in Portland

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Welcome to Dining Confidential, a monthly column in which local chefs talk about their favorite places in Portland, highlighting their own restaurant’s ethos, sharing...

Oregon State Parks Introduce Monthly Hiking Plans With New “TrailFlix” App

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Share This ArticleHiking in Oregon just got a whole lot more exclusive. Following in the footsteps of every streaming service, gym membership, and software...

Greater Idaho Expands: “We’re Taking All of Oregon, But Portland’s Getting Walled Off”

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Share This ArticleIn a stunning turn of events, the Greater Idaho movement has thrown out its old map, crumpled it into a wad of...

Facebook User Stunned to Discover His Rant Didn’t Instantly Change the Other Guy’s Mind

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Share This ArticleBoring, Oregon — In what experts are calling an unprecedented failure of logic and reason, a local man in...

Portland Decriminalizes Crime—Residents Now Required to Politely Ask Criminals to Stop

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Share This ArticleFaced with an unprecedented rise in crime, Portland’s City Council has taken decisive action—by officially decriminalizing all crime. In a unanimous vote...

Gresham Mysteriously Missing from Yet Another ‘Must-See in Oregon’ Travel Guide

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Share This ArticleIt’s happened again. Another “Top 10 Must-Visit Places in Oregon” article has hit the internet, and, in a shocking...

Inconvenient Child Declares, “Mom, I Have to Go. Like, Really Bad”—Right After the Final Rest Stop for 50 Miles

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Share This ArticleRURAL HIGHWAY, USA — In what experts are calling a “statistically impossible yet somehow inevitable event,” a local child...

The Best Dishes Eater Portland Ate in January

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Welcome to The Best Dishes the Eater Portland Team Ate This Week. Every Friday, the Portland-based Eater team shares Portland-area dishes each of us...

After Years of Being in the Ocean, Haystack Rock is Moving to Central Oregon—And People Have Questions

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Share This ArticleIn a move no one saw coming—yet somehow makes complete sense in the most Oregon way possible—state officials have confirmed that Haystack...

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