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Governor Kotek Consults Psychic Medium to Finally Get a Response from Trump

Share This ArticleSALEM, OR — Frustrated by the complete lack of communication from the Trump administration regarding Oregon’s frozen federal funding,...

5 Notable Recent Restaurant and Bar Closures in Portland

This is a curated list of Portland’s most notable and permanent restaurant and bar closures. See a closing we missed? Then drop us a...

New Law Requires Drivers to Telepathically Predict Cyclists’ Next Move

Share This ArticlePortland’s latest progressive traffic law aims to bridge the “understanding gap” between drivers and cyclists PORTLAND, OR – In an unprecedented move...

Oregon Breakfast Joints Insist You Bring Your Own Eggs—Or Indulge in Their ‘Invisible Omelet’

Share This ArticleOregon diners looking forward to a hearty breakfast might need to start checking their fridges before heading out. In...

Boss at Home Genuinely Cares About Your Safety As Roads Ice Over, Suggests Leaving Earlier

Share This ArticleIn a heartwarming display of corporate compassion, local work-from-home boss Greg Daniels—cozy in his flannel pajama pants—has reassured his...

REPORT: Oregonians See First Snowflake, Immediately Forget How to Drive, Walk, and Function

Share This ArticleOREGON – In a shocking turn of events that happens literally every single year, Oregonians have once again been caught completely off...

Hat Yai’s Alan Akwai Talks Takeout Chicken and Martinis in Portland

Welcome to Dining Confidential, a monthly column in which local chefs talk about their favorite places in Portland, highlighting their own restaurant’s ethos, sharing...

Oregon State Parks Introduce Monthly Hiking Plans With New “TrailFlix” App

Share This ArticleHiking in Oregon just got a whole lot more exclusive. Following in the footsteps of every streaming service, gym membership, and software...

Greater Idaho Expands: “We’re Taking All of Oregon, But Portland’s Getting Walled Off”

Share This ArticleIn a stunning turn of events, the Greater Idaho movement has thrown out its old map, crumpled it into a wad of...

Facebook User Stunned to Discover His Rant Didn’t Instantly Change the Other Guy’s Mind

Share This ArticleBoring, Oregon — In what experts are calling an unprecedented failure of logic and reason, a local man in...

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