Oregon Hikers Report Being Stopped by Wandering Wizard Demanding Their Marijuana Gummies

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SILVER FALLS STATE PARK, OR — What began as a peaceful afternoon hike took an unexpectedly magical turn this week when a group of Oregon hikers reported being stopped by a robed wizard demanding “their finest marijuanas.”

“He looked exactly like Gandalf,” said hiker Kyle B., still visibly in awe. “Long beard, staff, mystical presence. Like, if Gandalf had just discovered dispensaries. He literally said, ‘Hand forth your most potent chewables, that I may commune with the forest spirits and also chill hard.’

The wizard, who introduced himself as “Mithrandank the Gray,” emerged from the mist near Lower South Falls and solemnly warned that their journey could

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