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BERLIN — In a discovery that has stunned historians and Tesla enthusiasts alike, newly uncovered Nazi archives have revealed that Adolf Hitler was, in fact, the world’s first Cybertruck owner.
The documents, found in a hidden drawer behind a portrait of Eva Braun’s schnauzer, include detailed maintenance logs, supercharger receipts, and what appears to be a crayon drawing labeled “Mein Cyber.” The logs confirm that Hitler not only owned a Tesla decades before the company was founded but insisted on calling it “Der Blitzwagen.”
“This changes everything we thought we knew,” said German historian Klaus Eisenbraun, nervously polishing his monocle. “The records indicate he was particularly fond
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