Middle-Aged Man Confident He ‘Still Got It’ While Mouthing Entire Limp Bizkit Verse at Red Light

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SPRINGFIELD, OR — Sources confirmed Wednesday that 43-year-old Tyler Blevins, divorced father of three and assistant manager at the Eugene AutoZone, radiated unshakable confidence while mouthing the entire second verse of Limp Bizkit’s “Re-Arranged” during his morning commute through downtown Springfield.

Eyewitnesses say Blevins came to a full stop at the intersection of Main and 28th just as the melancholic piano intro gave way to that deep, brooding bassline. With one arm perched on the wheel of his 2010 Nissan Frontier and the other loosely curled in his lap like a coiled cobra of emotional damage, he began mouthing the lyrics with the energy of a man

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