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PORTLAND, OR — In a shocking roadside event that eyewitnesses are describing as “equal parts beautiful and deeply upsetting,” a vintage RV parked outside a shuttered Hollywood Video reportedly gave birth to a fully grown, lifted pickup truck Tuesday afternoon.
“I just came out of Plaid Pantry with a corn dog and a Red Bull, and boom — the RV started shaking and making this guttural metallic groaning noise,” said bystander Marcus Weller, still visibly traumatized. “Next thing I know, a whole-ass Chevy Silverado starts crowning out the back like a giant mechanical womb.”
The RV, a faded beige 1983 Winnebago with a rust stripe and
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