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MORRISON, OR – Local man Jared Thompson, 34, was forced to hit the pause button for the fifteenth time last night after his wife, Emily Thompson, 32, insisted on providing a running commentary for a plot twist he hadn’t actually reached yet.
The couple had decided to settle in for a cozy movie night, but Jared’s hopes for a relaxing evening quickly unraveled as Emily began predicting, analyzing, and, ultimately, revealing every critical scene before it happened.
Sources close to the couple, namely their bored cat on the couch, confirmed that the cinematic experience took a disastrous turn when Emily gasped loudly and declared, “Oh my God,
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