Jerry Garcia’s Ghost Found Running a Portland Dispensary—Still on a Really Long, Strange Trip

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PORTLAND, OR — In a revelation that has sent shockwaves through the local jam band community, customers at a small dispensary in Southeast Portland were stunned to discover that the laid-back, tie-dye-clad man behind the counter isn’t just a Jerry Garcia lookalike—he might actually be Jerry Garcia.

The legendary Grateful Dead frontman, presumed to have left this earthly realm in 1995, was found operating Shakedown Strains, a boutique cannabis shop specializing in “psychedelically adjacent” experiences and pre-rolls so strong they “turn every street into Haight-Ashbury.”

When confronted about his uncanny resemblance to the deceased rock icon, the man—who goes by “Jer Bear” and smells vaguely of patchouli,

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