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After years of speculation, Hollywood has finally greenlit The Goonies 2—but it’s not the sequel anyone expected. In a shocking twist, Lizzo has been cast as Chunk, and the entire film consists of nothing but her performing the Truffle Shuffle for two straight hours.
That’s it. No plot. No dialogue. Just relentless, physics-defying jiggling.
A Bold New Direction
The film’s director, J.J. Abrams, defended the creative decision in an exclusive interview:
“People have been asking for a Goonies sequel for years, but let’s be real—do they really care about pirate maps and treasure hunts? No. They care about one thing: THE SHUFFLE. We decided to give the
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