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In a moment theologians are already calling “the chillest entrance into the afterlife on record,” actor Val Kilmer ascended to Heaven yesterday and gained immediate entry by softly uttering his iconic Tombstone line — “I’m your huckleberry” — into a slightly outdated intercom system bolted to the Pearly Gates.
Witnesses report that no additional credentials were checked.
“He didn’t even press the call button,” said Saint Peter, visibly shaken and polishing his clipboard. “He just leaned in real slow, whispered that line, and boom — the gates opened themselves. It was… magnetic.”
The intercom reportedly short-circuited after the phrase was delivered, now permanently playing a soft loop
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