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In a stunning turn of events, the Greater Idaho movement has thrown out its old map, crumpled it into a wad of regret, and decided to annex the entire state of Oregon—except Portland, which they claim is “too far gone” to save.
“We realized we were thinking way too small,” said Greater Idaho spokesperson Buck “Patriot” Gunderson, adjusting his camo “Make Oregon Idaho” hat. “At first, we just wanted Eastern Oregon, but then we thought, ‘Why stop there? The whole state has potential, minus Portland. Portland’s a lost cause.”
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