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SALEM, OR — Frustrated by the complete lack of communication from the Trump administration regarding Oregon’s frozen federal funding, Governor Tina Kotek has taken an unconventional approach: hiring a psychic medium to establish contact with President Trump.
“We’ve sent emails, letters, legal filings—you name it,” Kotek said at a press conference. “At this point, we’re open to… alternative methods.”
The séance, held in the basement of the Oregon State Capitol, featured candles, a crystal ball, and a circle of concerned state officials holding hands in an effort to channel Trump’s elusive response. Witnesses report that after several minutes of eerie silence, the medium suddenly gasped and announced,
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