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In a move no one saw coming—but somehow everyone expected—Nabisco has unveiled its newest twist on the classic saltine: a cracker so flaky it practically disintegrates at the mere thought of biting into it. Dubbed the “Ultra Flaky Saltine,” these snacks are designed with one purpose in mind: making sure your couch—and possibly your sanity—is the true MVP of snack cleanup. Nabisco’s marketing team described the crackers as “a delicate balance of crunch and chaos,” promising an experience that’s equal parts delicious and disaster.
“Our customers told us they wanted more crumbs, more mess, and more drama,” said Sheila Crumbleton, Nabisco’s VP of Flake Innovation. “So, we
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