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SPRINGFIELD, OR — Local feline resident and self-proclaimed ruler of the household, Mr. Whiskers, is reportedly reaching his breaking point over the state of his litter box. Sources close to the cat say his patience is wearing thin as his human, Becky Thompson, continues to neglect what Mr. Whiskers calls “the most basic responsibility of a servant.”
“Honestly, I’m appalled,” Mr. Whiskers stated in an exclusive interview, perched regally atop the living room couch. “She has one job. Scoop the poop. It’s not like I’m asking her to catch mice or defend my kingdom from invaders.”
According to eyewitness accounts, Becky has ignored the litter box for
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