Authorities Warn: Tiny Drug Dealers Peddling ‘Thin Mints’ Laced with Addictive Substances

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In what’s being described as a growing epidemic, local authorities have issued a warning about an alarming spike in community-wide addiction—this time, not from the usual suspects, but from a shadowy network of pint-sized pushers peddling a dangerous product known only as “Thin Mints.” These tiny drug dealers, dressed in sashes and cheery uniforms to mask their nefarious intentions, have been spotted setting up mobile distribution hubs outside grocery stores, coffee shops, and even churches. Their product? An impossibly addictive green-and-chocolate concoction that residents are calling “cookie crack.”

“We’re seeing alarming behavior,” said Officer Dan Mills of the Local Enforcement Taskforce Against Temptation (LETAT). “People who would

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