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Travelers Agree: This Gas Station Port-a-Potty is a ‘Spiritual Oasis in a Plastic Shell’

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Share This ArticleIn the vast, unforgiving wasteland of America’s highways—where fast food wrappers dance in the wind and gas station bathrooms look...

Wife Deploys Tactical Rib Jab in Final Attempt to End Husband’s Snoring

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Share This ArticleMONROE, OR — In the early hours of Wednesday morning, local woman Emily Patterson reportedly launched what experts are calling...

Newly Uncovered Nazi Archives Reveal Hitler Was First Tesla Owner

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Share This ArticleBERLIN — In a discovery that has stunned historians and Tesla enthusiasts alike, newly uncovered Nazi archives have revealed that...

Oregon Capitol Swaps Gold Man for Dad Bod Guy Holding a Vape to Better Represent the Future

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Share This ArticleSALEM, OR — In a historic and absolutely necessary move, Oregon officials have replaced the iconic Gold Man statue atop...

Fyre Festival 2 Promises to Strand Attendees Before They Even Arrive

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Share This ArticleFyre Festival 2 is officially happening, and organizers are promising the most authentic festival experience yet—so authentic, in fact, that attendees should expect...

‘I’m Good for One More’: 37-Year-Old Dad of Two Boldly Orders Another Round at 10:15 PM

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Share This Article“I’m good for one more,” said 37-year-old dad of two, Brad Simmons, at precisely 10:15 PM, stunning his coworkers into...

Oregon Braces for a Full Week of Raining Cats and Dogs – Local Shelters at Capacity

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Share This ArticleOregon residents are in for a ruff week as meteorologists confirm that, yes, it will indeed be raining cats and...

Man Who Identifies as Turtle Requests Residency at Oregon Zoo, Cites ‘Natural Habitat’

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Share This ArticlePORTLAND, OR — Local man Brian “Snappy” Thompson has officially petitioned the Oregon Zoo to recognize his true identity as...

Fast Food Worker Accidentally Gives Customer Every Sauce He Requested

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Share This ArticleA local man is struggling to comprehend reality after an unthinkable event at a fast food drive-thru last night. Jacob...

Springfield to Get Two More Car Washes, Leaving Local Residents Absolutely Speechless with Joy

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Share This ArticleSPRINGFIELD, OREGON—Local residents can finally breathe a sigh of relief as city officials have approved the construction of two brand-new...
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