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Pale Little Oregon Man Spotted in Tank Top; Witnesses in Troutdale Call It “Too Soon”

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Share This ArticleTROUTDALE, OR — In a shocking display of seasonal overconfidence, local man Darren Melby was reportedly seen walking down Main...

Doctors Confirm You’re Technically Still Alive, Just Tired Forever After Age 36

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Share This ArticleATLANTA, GA — In a groundbreaking new report released Friday, doctors from the National Institute of Realistic Health confirmed that...

Local Meth Cook Gives Back by Providing Free ‘Science Lessons’ to Youth

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Share This ArticleEUGENE, OR — In an inspiring display of community spirit, local meth entrepreneur Travis "Sparky" Jenkins has announced a new...

Joe Biden Spotted Casually Driving Ice Cream Truck Through Downtown Portland

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Share This ArticlePORTLAND, OR — In what city officials have described as "just another Tuesday," former President Joe Biden was spotted casually...

Weirdo Boldly Reads Newspaper in Public Instead of Mindlessly Doomscrolling Like the Rest of Us

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Share This ArticlePORTLAND, OR — In a bizarre scene that left passersby unsettled, a local weirdo was spotted yesterday morning sitting alone...

Oregon Coast Aquarium to Launch Bold New “Swim With Sharks” Experience This Summer

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Share This ArticleNEWPORT, OR — In a bold move that experts are calling "a thrilling way to thin the tourist herd," the...

Sad: Loser Photographer Just Needs to Give it Up, Because Let’s Be Honest His Work is Trash

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Share This ArticleRoseburg, OR — In a heartbreaking but entirely predictable development, local Roseburg man Tyler McMannis reportedly spent yet another weekend...

Oregon Named Best State To Raise A Little Free-Range Anarchist With A Trust Fund

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Share This ArticlePORTLAND, OR — In news that surprised absolutely no one and disappointed absolutely everyone’s grandparents, Oregon has officially been named...

Prineville Proudly Becomes First Sanctuary City for Straight White Men

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Share This ArticlePRINEVILLE, OR — In a historic move celebrated by men who still know how to change a tire, Prineville has officially declared itself...

80s Babies Rejoice As ‘From A Hose’ Bottled Water Finally Hits Store Shelves

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Share This ArticleU.S. — In a move hailed as “the greatest beverage innovation since Tang,” Crystal Stream announced today the release of...
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