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In a move that shocked absolutely no one, President Donald Trump has reportedly suggested—and seemingly succeeded in—adding his face to Mount Rushmore, citing his “tremendous” accomplishments, “record-breaking presidency,” and “undeniably perfect jawline.” According to sources close to the president, he believes he deserves a spot among the other “lesser-known” presidents, stating, “Look, I love Washington. Great guy. Lincoln? Sure, freed the slaves—fantastic. But let’s be honest, nobody had crowds like me. Nobody had rallies like me. Nobody did for America what I did for America. And people are saying—many people, very smart people, historians, the best historians—they’re all saying, ‘Sir, it’s time. It’s time for Mount Rushmore
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