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Springfield, OR – In an extraordinary act of selflessness and technical prowess, local father Greg Thompson, 47, successfully adjusted the microwave clock for Daylight Savings Time before anyone in the household even woke up.
“I didn’t do it for the recognition,” Greg humbly stated, holding a steaming cup of coffee while gazing out the window like a war hero returning from battle. “I did it because someone had to.”
As the rest of the family groggily emerged from their bedrooms Sunday morning, dazed and bewildered from the government-mandated theft of an hour, they were met with a miracle: the microwave clock was already correct. No blinking. No
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