New Law Requires Drivers to Telepathically Predict Cyclists’ Next Move

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Portland’s latest progressive traffic law aims to bridge the “understanding gap” between drivers and cyclists

PORTLAND, OR – In an unprecedented move that solidifies Portland’s status as the nation’s most bike-friendly city, local officials have passed a controversial new law requiring all drivers to develop telepathic abilities in order to anticipate cyclists’ unpredictable maneuvers.

The new regulation, dubbed the “Mind Over Motor” initiative, was introduced following complaints from the city’s cycling community that drivers still expect them to follow basic traffic laws. Under this groundbreaking policy, motorists who fail to predict and accommodate the spontaneous whims of cyclists will face hefty fines and mandatory re-education at the

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