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RURAL HIGHWAY, USA — In what experts are calling a “statistically impossible yet somehow inevitable event,” a local child has once again declared an urgent need to use the restroom precisely five minutes after the final available rest stop for 50 miles.
Eyewitnesses (namely, one extremely frustrated mother) confirm that just moments before the catastrophic announcement, the child was offered not one, but three separate opportunities to use a fully functioning, publicly maintained restroom. Despite these generous offers, the child adamantly insisted they did not have to go, even dramatically sighing and rolling their eyes when asked a second time.
“The audacity,” the mother muttered under her
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