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BEND, OR — A crisis of unprecedented proportions has rocked Central Oregon this week, as Bend’s last remaining Subaru dealership officially ran out of forest green Outbacks, sending thousands of residents into a full-blown identity spiral.
For years, Bend locals have relied on the forest green Subaru Outback as a cornerstone of their personality—a trusted companion that signaled to the world, “I enjoy IPA, I own at least one rescue dog, and I can drive to the mountains at any moment (but probably won’t).” But now, with no green Outbacks left on the lot, many are struggling to figure out who they even are anymore.
Crisis on
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